WHAT THE WHAT?!?
QUE??
BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEE
i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something
"Make the internet cozy for yourself" NO be obsessed with trainwreck people instead that you dont like but cant look away. Hate follow and study strangers under a microscope. The term Chronically Online doesnt even begin to cover it
Sometimes you piece together that multiple accounts you were keeping an eye on are the same individual behind the screen and it's like christmas morning
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”
how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
i hope i’m not only a beloved mutual to you but also an annoying mutual-in-law to someone else
Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.
wha......what is he thinkin bout.....
nice soft warm laundry
He's orange, he's not thinkin